Bridal Shower Quotes and Bachelorette Party Sayings
Bridal shower quotes and bachelorette party sayings are great for writing customized invitations or to make a customized shirt. Some are insightful and some are just funny, there’s something for everyone…
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Here’s our big list of bridal shower quotes and bachelorette party sayings. If you’ve found some sayings that aren’t on our list please help build on our ideas by adding your comments in the end of the article. Thanks a bunch!
Bridal shower quotes bachelorette party sayings:
- It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.
- The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Honore de Balzac
- Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
- Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.
- When I’m good I’m very, very good but when I’m bad I’m better.
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- Hug harder, laugh louder, smile bigger, love longer.
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- I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy.
- “We’ll be Friends Forever, won’t we, Pooh?” asked Piglet.
“Even longer,” Pooh answered.Winnie the Pooh
- With love and patience, nothing is impossible.
- I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life’s a bitch. You’ve got to go out and kick ass.
- I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
- Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
- When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.
- If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?
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- I know I’m not perfect, but I’m so close it scares me!
- Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
- Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
- Make sure you catch me from my good side (Pick one!)
From song, Kill the Lights.
- I know I’m not perfect, but I’m so close it scares me.
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- Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow!
- In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.
- Ugliness is superior to beauty because it lasts.
- Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
- I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
- Friendship is one mind in two bodies.
- Those are my principles. If you don’t like them I have others.
- Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life.
- You may only be someone in the world, but to someone else, you may be the world.
- According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
Robert De Niro
- It is better to remain silent and be thought of as a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
- Surround yourself only with people who are going to lift you higher.
- I’m not anti-social, I just don’t like you.
- It’s so long since I’ve had sex, I’ve forgotten who ties up whom.
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- Never fight with an ugly person – they have nothing to lose!
- Together forever, never apart. Maybe in distance, but never in heart.
- Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts.
- Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them so much.
- Lady Astor: Winston, you are drunk.
Winston Churchill: Yes my dear, but you are ugly, and in the morning I shall be sober.
- What a shame…looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!
- Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.
- If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
- My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.
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