Bridal Shower Quotes and Bachelorette Party Sayings

bridal shower quotes and bachelorette party sayings

bridal shower quotes and bachelorette party sayings

Bridal shower quotes and bachelorette party sayings are great for writing customized invitations or to make a customized shirt.  Some are insightful and some are just funny, there’s something for everyone…

You can easily add your own names, sayings and even personal photos directly printed onto the products!

Here’s our big list of bridal shower quotes and bachelorette party sayings.  If you’ve found some sayings that aren’t on our list please help build on our ideas by adding your comments in the end of the article.  Thanks a bunch!

Bridal shower quotes bachelorette party sayings:

  • It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.
    Agatha Christie
  • The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
    Honore de Balzac
  • Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
    Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
  • Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.
    Voltaire
  • When I’m good I’m very, very good but when I’m bad I’m better.
    Mae West- perfect bridal shower quotes and bachelorette party sayings
  • Hug harder, laugh louder, smile bigger, love longer.
    Author Unknown- stick this bridal shower quotes and sayings on a shirt for the bride!
  • I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy.
    Marilyn Monroe

 

  • “We’ll be Friends Forever, won’t we, Pooh?” asked Piglet.
    “Even longer,” Pooh answered.
    Winnie the Pooh
  • With love and patience, nothing is impossible.
    Daisaku Ikeda
  • I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life’s a bitch. You’ve got to go out and kick ass.
    Maya Angelou
  • I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
    Woody Allen
  • Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
    Victor Hugo
  • When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.
    Willie Nelson
  • If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?
    Bette Midler

 
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  • I know I’m not perfect, but I’m so close it scares me!
    Author Unknown
  • Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
    John Barrymore
  • Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
    William Shakespeare
  • Make sure you catch me from my good side (Pick one!)
    Britney Spears
    From song, Kill the Lights.
  • I know I’m not perfect, but I’m so close it scares me.
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  • Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow!
    Author Unknown
  • In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.
    Janos Arany
  • Ugliness is superior to beauty because it lasts.
    Serge Gainsbourg
  • Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
    Robert Frost
  • I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
    W.C. Fields
  • Friendship is one mind in two bodies.
    Mencius
  • Those are my principles. If you don’t like them I have others.
    Groucho Marx
  • Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life.
    Author Unknown
  • You may only be someone in the world, but to someone else, you may be the world.
    Author Unknown
  • According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
    Robert De Niro
  • It is better to remain silent and be thought of as a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
    Abraham Lincoln
  • Surround yourself only with people who are going to lift you higher.
    Oprah Winfrey
  • I’m not anti-social, I just don’t like you.
    Author Unknown
  • It’s so long since I’ve had sex, I’ve forgotten who ties up whom.
    Joan Rivers with the perfect bridal shower quotes
  • Never fight with an ugly person – they have nothing to lose!
    Author Unknown
  • Together forever, never apart. Maybe in distance, but never in heart.
    Author Unknown
  • Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts.
    Serge Gainsbourg
  • Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them so much.
    Oscar Wilde
  • Lady Astor: Winston, you are drunk.
    Winston Churchill: Yes my dear, but you are ugly, and in the morning I shall be sober.
  • What a shame…looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!
    Author Unknown
  • Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.
    Steve Martin
  • If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
    Arthur McAuliff
  • My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.
    Ashleigh Brilliant

 

 

Do you have any other bridal shower quotes or bachelorette party sayings we should include?  If you have any stories, photos or anything else we should know about please send them over!

 

Don’t forget all of these bridal shower quotes and bachelorette party sayings can be used to create your own personalized and fully customizable:

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  1. Adele says:

    I decided finally to be married was very happy as the day of my ceremony approaches.I thought I could do something new and exciting on the day. Then I along with my fiance decided that the guest of our wedding will wear t shirt of same color printed our picture.It was really awesome in the day of wedding.It was very colorful occasion and the sweetest day of my life.

  2. jennifer says:

    wow, this is rich staff. There are quotes that are making me laugh when I imagine it. Like this quote “The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin” I have to admit that this is rich.
    Ok, to say the truth all the bridal shower quotes and bachelorette sayings are alright. However, I can’t find any quote that can be used or worn by the bride and other bride mates in a bridal shower. What I mean is that some of the sayings do not show that a bride is getting married.
    Maybe you should include some quotes that will make others go ‘ohh’ like shot equate poems, love quotes and so on.

  3. cate .w. says:

    Wow some of the bridal shower quotes and bachelorette party saying seem cruel. A good example is one of the saying you have included like “ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts” this saying will make some of my girls to feel out of place. Like in my bachelorette party I used “yes my dear, you are ugly, and in the morning I shall be sober” there was a girl who thought I was talking about her. Anyway, to my opinion I think she had her own issues.
    anyway, continue with the great work you are doing there are many brides to be who use this blog to look for cool quotes to use.

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